Best investment for prisons.
Do you people use flash when they take pictures of lightning?
Guys, don’t you realize who Hope Solo’s father is?
Women think they have have it worse than men, but they really don’t because they don’t have to deal with women.
so I went fishing today and i was on a boat for like 7 hours
and im like tipsy cause im adjusted to rocking back and forth. ask me what i caught if ya wanna know lol
mabye I’d be really good at sex right now…
attempting to write jokes for future me
Wanna hear something weird?
Yesterday my brother took a shit in the backyard. why.
I had a conversation with a cat today.
One thing I don’t get about tumblr is…
On my main blog sometimes I wont be able to make it on Tumblr for a day or few days, the I get all these followers. Like wtf? do you people want me to stop posting stuff? Is that what you’re telling me? ‘Cause when I do post things I tend to lose followers and it makes no sense to me at all.