Me Trying to Entertain You

May 22

Best investment for prisons.

Apr 30

How do you say goodbye to someone that means the world to you? You don’t. Over the past 5 months I have reconnected with an old friend. IN the past were were little lovers. I would visit my friends house and while I was there I’d always have his neighbor come out to hang out with us. It was young…

Aug 15

Do you people use flash when they take pictures of lightning?

Aug 03

Guys, don’t you realize who Hope Solo’s father is?

Jul 31

Women think they have have it worse than men, but they really don’t because they don’t have to deal with women.

Jul 26

if all the blogs i reblog from have a lot of followers, shouldn’t I have a lot of followers for posting the same stuff as them?

Did you guys get the storm tonight?

It really showed me all 50 Shades of Grey

Hey guys! They’re making a Finding Nemo porno!

he touches the butt.

Jul 25

so I went fishing today and i was on a boat for like 7 hours

and im like tipsy cause im adjusted to rocking back and forth. ask me what i caught if ya wanna know lol

mabye I’d be really good at sex right now…