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May 2013

1 post

May 22, 20134 notes
#don't drop the soap #soap #rape #jail #prison #shower #funny #lol #super sudzer #super #butt
this is paul: Shock Value → paulwholivesathome.tumblr.com

paulwholivesathome:

How do you say goodbye to someone that means the world to you? You don’t. Over the past 5 months I have reconnected with an old friend. IN the past were were little lovers. I would visit my friends house and while I was there I’d always have his neighbor come out to hang out with us. It was young…

Apr 30, 20131 note
#me #personal #cute #her #adorable #nice #love #life #happiness #woody allen #annie hall #sweet #rutgers #romance #real #shock #vintage #classic #lovely

August 2012

2 posts

Do you people use flash when they take pictures of lightning?
Aug 15, 20122 notes
#pictures #lightining #flash #camera #cameras #light #thunder #funny #lol #random #stupid
Aug 3, 201211 notes
#hope solo #soccer #olympics #star wars #hot #han solo #secy #sexy #father #lol #funny #awesome

July 2012

16 posts

Women think they have have it worse than men, but they really don't because they don't have to deal with women.
Jul 31, 20122 notes
#women #men #pain #annoying #worse #babd #bad #girls #boys #period #joke #lol #stupid
if all the blogs i reblog from have a lot of followers, shouldn't I have a lot of followers for posting the same stuff as them?
Jul 26, 20121 note
#reblog #followers #tumblr famous #blog #blogs #tumblr #wy arent i famous?
Did you guys get the storm tonight?

It really showed me all 50 Shades of Grey

Jul 26, 20122 notes
#storm #nyc #new england #tri-state #tri state #trie-state area #50 shades of grey #50 #shades #of #grey #porn
Hey guys! They're making a Finding Nemo porno!

he touches the butt.

Jul 26, 20123 notes
#finding nemo #porn #sequel #nemo #dori #disney #Disney jokes #butt #he touched the butt
so I went fishing today and i was on a boat for like 7 hours

and im like tipsy cause im adjusted to rocking back and forth. ask me what i caught if ya wanna know lol

mabye I’d be really good at sex right now…

Jul 25, 20122 notes
#water #ocean #fishing #fish #boat #tipsy #drunk #waves #sex #lol #funny #7 hours
attempting to write jokes for future me
Jul 23, 2012
#jokes #not funny #lol #funny #future #comedian
Being cheesey is grate
Jul 15, 20122 notes
#cheese #grate #pun #funny #lmfao #lol #lmao #stupid #laugh #reblog #great #follow
Wanna hear something weird?

Yesterday my brother took a shit in the backyard. why.

Jul 15, 20125 notes
#weird #shit #poop #brother #yesterday #lol #lmfao #wtf #why #questions #funny #follow me
I had a conversation with a cat today.

gettin some pussy

Jul 14, 20121 note
#cat #pussy #sex #no #low life #loser #funny #lol #meow #whistle
One thing I don't get about tumblr is...

On my main blog sometimes I wont be able to make it on Tumblr for a day or few days, the I get all these followers. Like wtf? do you people want me to stop posting stuff? Is that what you’re telling me? ‘Cause when I do post things I tend to lose followers and it makes no sense to me at all.

Jul 12, 2012
#followers #tumblr #stupid #lol #funny #confusing #no sense #blogs #get more followers #lose followers #post
Wanna know something about Pinocchio?

his nose ain’t the only piece of wood that grows.

Jul 9, 20127 notes
#Pinocchio #disney jokes #penis #wood #nose #lies #laid #sex #funny #lol #follow
In an hour I'm gonna be at an acting class (or something)

i hope it doesn’t suck.

Jul 9, 2012
#acting #readers theater
I know why Ariel was the best Disney Princess (or best woman in general..)

cause she doesn’t talk

Jul 8, 20122 notes
#talking #women #annoying #funny #ariel #mermaid #the little mermaid #disney jokes #lol #sex #nagging
if you want to laugh

or at least want to try to laugh, cause im not too funny. follow me

Jul 6, 20121 note
#how to get more followers #follow me #how to gain followers #this shit dont work
I think we should change the name "Social Network" to something else.

        Websites like Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Myspace, and whatever you use shouldn’t be classified as a Social Networking site. I think it should be Anti-Social Networking ‘cause all they do is make Anti-social people! It is safe to say that I am one of them. Yeah you could talk to someone on facebook all the time but once you are will them in person a conversation has no eye contact and sounds like this 

“……hey…”

“uhh hi.”

“…….sup……”

“………nothin………..”

“oh, cool….”

or that’s just how they go to me

Jul 6, 20124 notes
#social network #social networking #social #anti-social #anti social networking #facebook #twitter #myspace #tumblr #internet
Do you realize that the only group of people or just a person on the opposite sex of you (or same) that will say nice things about you are people that you'd never go out with?
Jul 6, 20122 notes
#relationships #love #girls #boys #ugly #whatever #sex #truth #this sounded better in my head
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